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mr. adella burnshaw emerton ([info]emerton) wrote,
@ 2010-10-22 11:48:00

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spam.
I don't get many things right the first time, in fact, I am told that a lot. Now I know all the wrong turns, the stumbles and falls brought me here. And where was I before the day that I first saw your lovely face? Now I see it everyday and I know that I am the luckiest. What if I'd been born fifty years before you in a house on a street where you lived? Maybe I'd be outside as you passed on your bike, would I know? And in a white sea of eyes I see one pair that I recognize. And I know that I am the luckiest. I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you. Next door there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife; she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong that I know that I am the luckiest


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[info]mber
2008-10-22 01:45 pm UTC (link)
Obama has mad dance skills.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 01:51 pm UTC

[info]jonsson
2008-10-22 02:20 pm UTC (link)
i want to drink orange mocha frappuccinos with obama

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 06:58 pm UTC

[info]mcwilliams
2008-10-22 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Go Joe Go! Bust a move!

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 06:58 pm UTC

[info]alyselaine
2008-10-22 03:47 pm UTC (link)
what's your favourite beer?

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alyselaine, 2008-10-22 11:39 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:30 pm UTC (link)
i can't spam you. i've got the black lung, pop.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:02 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:31 pm UTC (link)
i'm kidding. i'll spam you.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:05 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:32 pm UTC (link)
i can't talk about democrats anymore.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:06 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:33 pm UTC (link)
actually i just can't talk about politics anymore in general.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:07 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:35 pm UTC (link)
i'll scream if i have to!

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:11 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:35 pm UTC (link)
maybe not scream.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:11 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:36 pm UTC (link)
whatever. let's talk about beer.

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[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:37 pm UTC (link)
i'm not a fan. i'm going to be honest.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:12 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:37 pm UTC (link)
i prefer women.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-23 08:02 am UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:37 pm UTC (link)
although they both have a tendency to have me make bad decisions.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-23 08:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-23 08:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-23 09:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-23 11:32 am UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:37 pm UTC (link)
but women are better for my self-esteem.

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[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:38 pm UTC (link)
in fact women are better than politics and beer.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:19 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:38 pm UTC (link)
i've covered all the offered topics to discuss.

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[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:38 pm UTC (link)
so i guess now i will tell you a joke.

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[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:39 pm UTC (link)
what do you get when you mix a beer, a brown chicken and a brown cow?

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[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:39 pm UTC (link)
BROW-CHIKA-BROW-COWWWWWWWW

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[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:39 pm UTC (link)
get it?

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[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:40 pm UTC (link)
like an axe commercial? or the pizza delivery guy getting lucky?

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:19 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:40 pm UTC (link)
bow-chicka-bow-wow.

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:20 pm UTC

[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:40 pm UTC (link)
i will now tell another joke.

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[info]adella
2008-10-22 04:42 pm UTC (link)
how many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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(no subject) - [info]emerton, 2008-10-22 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adella, 2008-10-22 07:21 pm UTC

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